12 Presents I Would Hate 2 Get On My BDay

If today is your bday, happy b-day 2 u!!! if its not, wtv!! its not mine either, but ok.

12 Presents I would hate to get on my b-day.

1. Underwear. Especially if it’s something extremely ugly like a polka-dottie pink and green one with purple and yellow piggies and the words “FINALLY TURNED THREE YEARS OLD!” on it. And then the extremely nice person who gave it 2 u says, “Sry, I couldn’t find anything for your age…”
   
2. A fake coin. Who NEEDS a fake coin???
3. Plain white socks. Theyre so boring.
4. Electric cables. Why would someone think u would like electric cables unless u absolutely LOVE electric cables & expressed ur wish 2 do so?????
5. A sheet of paper.
6. A book with the title of “How To Manage Your Explosions Of Attempting To Kill People”. I DONT ATTEMPT TO KILL ANYBODY!!!!!!!!
7. A dead cockroach, supposedly for u 2 eat it. EW.
   
8. Nothing at all.
9. A string of rat hair. I dont need that, thx a lot, but im fine.
10. Poop. I’m also fine w/out that. Oh you insist?? No no, i rly dont need it… NO IM ABOUT 2 THROW UP W/THIS SMELL SO GET OUTA THE WAY!!!!!!!!
11. Boogers. “Freshly gotten outa my nose!” no thx… “Oh take it take it!” y dont YOU take it instead??
12. A tape recording of somebody who sings every note in a very bad version of a falsetto. That’s just like torture.

And thats it!

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